An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.
Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"
by victorgardin May 17, 2025
Get the Ball Don't Liemug. 
When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
Get the Micro liemug. Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the Chow En-Liemug. by Amschel December 12, 2023
Get the Lie For Memug. Let's see...
Hym "Oh, I'm sure you would! I'm sure, as a matter of absolute certainty, that you would love for anything that spites me to happen to me and continue to happen to me until the end of time. But, to answer your question, when I lie I think 'How close can I get this to the actual truth? What's an easy, plausible lie to tell? How much do these two things need to intertact to make an effective lie? Can I rely on vaguery? Should I be avoidant?' And I usually know I'm going to need to lie long before I've actually lied. I decided to lie the second I did the thing I was going to lie about. I've articulated what I want many times. I want to be compensated for my contributions regardless of how small. I want to get my tooth fixed. I want the pressure in my skull to subside. I want to stop hearing the sound of a lymph node crunching inbetween the hinge of my jaw whenever I eat. I want whoever is mediating our little dialogue to be identified... Ummmmm I want a lot of things actually. I want that whore to suffer, obviously. I want the cripple to die by his own hand but NOT intentionally. I want him to forego his diabetes protocol and accidentally kill himself so I can say 'Ha! See!? That's why not let the retard do whatever he wants. He is retarded.' I want you to think of me as you're dying and know that no matter how much pain you're in, it's LESS than I would PREFER. Which gives a silver lining to your death and is more than any of you are doing for me.
Hym "Oh, I'm sure you would! I'm sure, as a matter of absolute certainty, that you would love for anything that spites me to happen to me and continue to happen to me until the end of time. But, to answer your question, when I lie I think 'How close can I get this to the actual truth? What's an easy, plausible lie to tell? How much do these two things need to intertact to make an effective lie? Can I rely on vaguery? Should I be avoidant?' And I usually know I'm going to need to lie long before I've actually lied. I decided to lie the second I did the thing I was going to lie about. I've articulated what I want many times. I want to be compensated for my contributions regardless of how small. I want to get my tooth fixed. I want the pressure in my skull to subside. I want to stop hearing the sound of a lymph node crunching inbetween the hinge of my jaw whenever I eat. I want whoever is mediating our little dialogue to be identified... Ummmmm I want a lot of things actually. I want that whore to suffer, obviously. I want the cripple to die by his own hand but NOT intentionally. I want him to forego his diabetes protocol and accidentally kill himself so I can say 'Ha! See!? That's why not let the retard do whatever he wants. He is retarded.' I want you to think of me as you're dying and know that no matter how much pain you're in, it's LESS than I would PREFER. Which gives a silver lining to your death and is more than any of you are doing for me.
I don't think how well I've argued has anything to do with anything here (And WHY do you sound like Matt again? Stop doing that). There is no version of 'Hym=>Retard&Whorez' you would ever buy. I think you've manufactured a scenario where everyone is using my arguments so that I'll say 'But everyone is using my arguments so they must be good' so you can draw a parallel between ☝️ that and that mongoloid brothel and say 'Well, then by that logic, all those whores are fucking the cripple, therefore, you're worse than a cripple.' It's just a perpetual slew of 'gotcha's' where the conclusion of 'MY OWN LOGIC' somehow leads to me not getting what I want. 'Secure in my masculinity' and 'Tolerant of women fucking that retard' are the same thing to you. They're synonymous to you. So, that's not a conclusion that you're drawing. It's no different than saying 'Your intolerance of those whores fucking that cripple instead of you is leading me to believe that you're intolerant of whores fucking that retard instead of you' Ummm... What else? I'm not going to lie to you... No, I don't care about the future. At the moment of my death, I'm no longer subject to time and, therefore, can assume the rest of time has occurred in my absence. What happened will have happened and you're all effectively dead with me. Your kids are dead with me. THEIR KIDS are dead with me. It's the same thing. But don't worry, I'll keep you guys alive as long as I can. Or, I guess, keep me alive or perish!
by Hym Iam June 28, 2023
Get the Liemug. When someone says something bad about you to your face then later on comes back and apolo-lie to cover their tracks like everything is alright
by Incogkneegr0w April 10, 2020
Get the Apolo-liemug.