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Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet thatโ€™s 18 pages long and then his $10 for โ€œtraffic ticketsโ€ makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments
Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.
by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020
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Jesse Jew

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Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:๐Ÿค๐Ÿฟ
by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021
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Jesse O'Halloren

hot so hot just so so hot beautiful the most gorgeous man sexy sexy man so sexy mmmm sex master
"If I had to use one word to describe Jesse O'Halloren it would be hot"
"He's such a Jesse"
by Jesse's Bitch March 17, 2021
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Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesnโ€™t have a mom either.
โ€œJesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PENโ€-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells
by Tenstars June 4, 2023
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Jess Bass

Don't fuck with Jess Bass! She will beat the shit outta you!
by TiddyThalula July 2, 2021
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