A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet thatโs 18 pages long and then his $10 for โtraffic ticketsโ makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments
Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.
by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020

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by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021

by Jesse's Bitch March 17, 2021

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesnโt have a mom either.
by Tenstars June 4, 2023

by TiddyThalula July 2, 2021
