Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.

Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!

by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020

Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.

She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .

by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

Joker Kitchen

The scene of one of the most magnificent moments of history

"Hey Dimitri, I just had a crazy hamburger from made in the Joker Kitchen"
"Damn Limstoph, I have never been more jealous of anyone in all my 69 years on this earth"

by Dry_Moisture December 11, 2020

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023