After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.

Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

by Conrad Servative May 14, 2018

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Treacle tart

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.

"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.

by D_WM July 14, 2016

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Pop-tart energy

Pop-tart energy is a term used for someone with constant energy as soon as they wake up!

That guy has pop-tart energy

by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024

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Pop tart culture

The pokemon playing, pop tart munching minuture people in public schools

There's ten packages of pop tarts around outside with that pokemon playing game this pop tart culture has been here forever when's COVID end? Can we keep our new friends? Colonization!!!

by Cody5050 January 14, 2022

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Jezzy tart

A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.

When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.

Ayup Mickey there’s a proper jezzy tart over there mate you’re bound to pull

by Mickey gamer 123 December 21, 2025

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Tart

An idiot.Somebody who does something stupid and doesn’t even know it .

The person wore the new clothes he bought at work even though he wasn’t sure he was keeping them!Then tries to return to the store all soiled,expecting to get a return ,lmao.I definitely laughed when I heard this,and replied what “tart”

by Juicey~poo December 27, 2022

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