human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 September 09, 2017

Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time

Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.

by Rojoson December 25, 2019

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

Saffron Tart

It's a sex move where the man cums inside of a woman's asshole, then he performs cunnilingus on the woman's asshole.

Dude: "I did a saffron tart last night"
Dude 2: "You're insane man!"

by Granny_sexbag420 November 02, 2023

Tart Tart

Disappointed at someone for doing something inappropriate.

Man: f*** u !!

Man 2: Tart Tart

by DeadingIaks April 17, 2018

Tart burger

A version of “tart” for someone who is stupid, a bad student, an idiot, or a playful insult.

You’re a tart burger!
Insert name is a tart burger.

by N8398L December 08, 2024

Treacle tart

A women who appears to be a sweethearted, trustworthy, caring individual in public to people outside her circle of friends, relatives as well as relationships, including co-workers, but is actually supercilious in nature casting harsh and content insults often in fits of selfish rage. Based on a tart made from black treacle, a darker molasses, that has a distinctively strong, slightly bitter flavor that is disgusting if sampled from the jar.

"My sister is a total treacle tart." warned Joe to his friend Dan when his sister started to hit on him.

by D_WM July 14, 2016