Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

Tart

Matthew loughney

Matthew loughney is a good little tart

by Tartmaster123 February 5, 2024

Tart

In females.. When gasses leave the anus and roll anteriorly, getting stuck as they are forced into the vagina and become trapped in the labia majora. Resulting in a secondary expulsion of air, that requires a rock from side to side to expel the trapped fart.

Basically it’s a Trapped Fart…

(Not to be confused with a queef)

While in the break room, the nurse was trying to conceal a fart from her coworkers. The tight jeans she was wearing caused a tart to form requiring her to rock in her chair.. This resulted in the familiar “pop” as trapped flatulence exited her vagina, and continued its journey outward, into the world.. 🌍

by -EllieMay December 6, 2024