"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
by HERR WyWy February 06, 2025
A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.
Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”
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The reincarnation of Lil uzi vert
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