Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".
by Latina_LC July 27, 2009
Get the Door Barkmug. To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.
I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.
by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020
Get the Shaq-dooredmug. When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.
Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"
by Bookerton January 7, 2018
Get the smelly doormug. what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."
by NPD June 9, 2007
Get the p-dooredmug. At Pyramid Plunder in the online game runescape, sometimes when you open all 4 doors in a room they wont take you to the next one. this is due to the reset system which moves the doors so its harder to find the right one. It can be emensly frustrating and time consuming.
Bob: The door glitch at Pyramid Plunder made me the woman i am today. Steven: we know Bob! shut up we dont care!
by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009
Get the Door Glitchmug. 1.The act of walking directly behind someone so when they open a door, you can slip through after them without having to hold it.
2. The act of walking directly behind someone so that when they open a door, they have no choice but to hold it open for you.
2. The act of walking directly behind someone so that when they open a door, they have no choice but to hold it open for you.
Dude, I was totally out of it this morning, so I door shadowed some chick for almost 10 minutes.
Man, I hate when people are door shadowing all over me.
Man, I hate when people are door shadowing all over me.
by Plethora Girl September 16, 2011
Get the Door Shadowingmug. 