Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016

Life Support

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.

"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."

by Splanks February 10, 2017

service support specialist

A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.

"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"

by specialist123 August 24, 2017

affective support

An affective support is somebody that gives affection when you are alone or you have split up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, or maybe you feel that nobody understands you. Or everythings goes wronng but somebody is there

Since I changed my job, everything is new to me and he is my affective support

by Pies descalzos November 6, 2017

Cyber-support

Supporting someone via the internet

I cyber-supported my friend and her boyfriend

by imtrynnaproveapoint November 13, 2017

Academic Support

1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"

Person 1: Yo, bro, wha'chu got next period?
Person 2: Academic Support.

by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018

Bitcoin Support Project

A 27 trillion Yen fund created by the Satoshi Nakamoto Group in October 2013. The Bitcoin Support Project was established in order to bring Bitcoin's value back up every time it has a major crash or investors lose interest in the market. The project ensures Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies dethrone central banks and give power back to the people. Analysts estimate the fund grows by a whopping 170% annually due to the "pump and dump" effect it has on the market. This improves the market influence potential for the next pump. Each time the fund has been used, the sudden surge in market value usually results in massive media coverage, attracting new investors and improving liquidity. An agreement was established for the fund to be discontinued once central banks cease operation due to fiat currencies becoming redundant.

Jerry: "Look, the Bitcoin Bubble's Burst."
Anna: "Nah, now's the perfect time to invest! The Bitcoin Support Project will bring it back, probably tenfold!"

by Satoshi Nakamoto Group February 13, 2018