Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.

Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.

by TinderSwindler June 24, 2022

Heather

a woman who is a cracker

person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather

by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022

Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.

the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather

by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022

Heather Grace

Was given a mean girl's first name and a cutesy-girly middle name, so she goes by both for a good balance. Kinda klutzy, but good at sports as well as the arts. Sarcastic sense of humor and basically perfect.

Heather Grace showed me how to balance a soccer ball on my head, AND taught all the words to Hamilton.

by Del!nquent September 7, 2022

Heather

A generally stingy person titty flashing wise.

Asked Heather to Dump Em’ and she refused to show me her cans.

by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022

Heather

A spicy lady, typically gingeresque, that will leave you high and dry when you need her most. Don’t worry she’ll make up for it with a sassy attitude and glares next time you see her. She’s a heartthrob that would capture the attention of any man that walks through the door. When she wears her thigh high boots watch out because any man would get caught staring.

Oh she’s pulling a Heather and ditching us? That’s cool I guess.

by Chancellor23 September 30, 2022

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022