study chicken

Like the game 'Chicken', only here, the last person to start studying for exams wins.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!

by alexcohenza October 15, 2013

Zipper Studies

Zipper studies is a field for interdisciplinary study devoted to zipper identity and zippered representation as central categories of analysis. This field includes zipper's studies (concerning zipper, zipped, zipping, and philosophy).

"I can pinpoint the source of this zipper thanks to my degree in Zipper Studies"

by sashaluna December 12, 2018

pre-study break

A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.

My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.

by Chillaxinator July 6, 2011

Study

The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with a open textbook nearby.

Mom: what are you doing?
Me:getting food for studying

by PuppyLover1007 March 8, 2016

studying without the stu

You're dying, send help

Friend: How, what you doing?
Me: I'm Studying without the stu.
Friend: Oh ok, wait...

by AaronPlayzStuff February 10, 2022

The studies show

No I believe it because the studies show that it's what's happening. Therefore, it isn't a belief. It is a true thing that is happening, actually.

Hym "Yeah, the studies show that women are selecting men 6< for short term reproductive success and men >6 for long term relationships. The studies on the issue... Are literally just Critical fat cock theory. Now, you have to consider: Why are the relationships short term? Are they INTENDED to be short term? Is it just hooking up? IRRELEVANT! EITHER WAT that is what they are seeking out INITIALLY. Are they coming out of the gate seeking long term relationships? No. So, when the fat cocks are done with them? Relationship time! That's critical fat cock theory. And it isn't a 'belief.' It isn't misinformation. It's MALINFORMATION (According to that bitch Cory who "DiD tHe ReSeArCh" and I'll tell you what, if I get my hands on her, she's going to need to do some research on why her ass is pink... I'll give you a hint! 🖐). Which means 'Information that is TRUE but makes people look bad.' This just IS what's happening. The data shows that it's happening. If you ask them what they are doing or looking for they will tell you what they're doing. That's why the religion. It's a breeding cult to protect the fact cocks. Critical fat cock theory explains everything! It's the grand unifying theory of human interaction."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2023

Studies

One thing you notice about studies is that they tend to come up with repetitive (if not exactly the same) answers over time, and the answers tend to be authoritative.

The point of the studies if their is one, seems to be to tell peole what to do or how to live, though the same kinds of people that conduct them never want anybody to do the same thing with them (a taste of their own medicine).

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021