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Student loan game 

Scheme where one enrolls in classes, takes the maximum student loan allowed for the course load, then drops all of the courses except for the minimum required to retain the loan.

The individual will usually be unable to repay the loan but in the meantime will have a large amount of disposable cash.
C: Did you see Jojo and her new clothes? I thought she didn't have a job...

B: Yeah, she's playing the student loan game. Gonna fuck up her credit, but gonna ball hard in the meantime.
Student loan game by ScaredandLonely February 20, 2010
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stud horse 

adult male horse kept for breeding
stud
entire, stallion - uncastrated adult male horseThe male parent of a horse, a stallion, is commonly known as the sire and the female parent, the mare, is called the dam. Both are genetically important, as each parent provides half of the genetic makeup of the ensuing offspring, called a foal. (Contrary to popular misuse, the word "colt" refers to a young male horse only; "filly" is a young female.) Though many horse owners may simply breed a family mare to a local stallion in order to produce a companion animal, most professional breeders use selective breeding to produce individuals of a given phenotype, or breed. Alternatively, a breeder could, using individuals of differing phenotypes, create a new breed with specific characteristics
stud horse is short in statue either 2 foot tall or 4 foot tall
example Paul is 4 foot tall and 4 foot wide and swallow eggs whole.
stud horse by mr J.R June 4, 2010

Straight "A" Student 

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.
Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."
basically a badass... this person is really cool. Everyone looks up to them and wants to get with them. This person an be a male or a female gay or straight. studs do not discriminate. STUDS DOMINATE
DB: hey what's up?
CW: nothing just chilling with my new key chain
DB: can i chill with you? your such a stud i want people to see that we are hanging out together
DB: well yeah sure i guess...i am used to weird people wanting to hang out with me. its the price you have to pay for being a stud
DB: Alright cool
CW: no prob, wanna hook up?
DB: def.
Stud by CarlyKrista August 4, 2007
Noun: One who knows nothing about anything as opposed to an academic who knows everything about nothing
Student: I don't know shit and to do this I spend £1000s a year.
Academic: I can tell you everything about a topic that only three people in the world actually care about.
Student by Its belfast mate! November 27, 2012

Studying 

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.
Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.
Studying by Naokashi January 17, 2009

Stud Muffin 

Guy that gets the ladies easy, is always fishin' and....likes a muffin every now and then.
''Man, what a stud muffin that guy is''
Stud Muffin by Brendan April 5, 2003