Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.

I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.

by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

Spread fish

To prepare a woman for intercourse

God she is so hot, I just wanna spread fish.

by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021