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Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022
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Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
by thatguy527 September 23, 2015
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Homie sexual

When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.
Being gay towards the boys is not gay it’s Homie sexual
by Kipzafterlife September 7, 2019
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Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.
“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks
by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021
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Sexual Philanthropist

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.
by Pseudo-Serendipity October 31, 2013
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Hip-sexual

Hip-sexual is a style, kinda of like scene but more 'lesbian looking'
To be Hip-sexual you must wear things like:
-Shirts that are slightly too big, preferably with a band or cartoon on it.
-skinny jeans, not to tight tho, but now to baggy.
-And we wear ALOT of bracellets, support bracelletes and home made bead ones.
-Shoes are a main factor in this, you must have cool shoes to obtain this style, such as Osiris's or dc's. Mainly high tops, but other kinds are just fine.
-Hair also plays a big role. Hip-sexuals have short hair, about shoulder length, mostly full of layers, with 'swoopy' bangs. and also you MUST HAVE a 'flare' in your bangs. if not YOUR DOING IT WRONG. hip-sexuals normally don't have more than two colors in there hair.
And then the Music taste:
Theres really nothin specific,
it can vary from Indie to screamo. Its really pretty much anything.
Mostly gay 'scene kids' are actually Hip-sexual.
(you don't have to be homosexual to be Hip-sexual)
by ColorQueer June 13, 2011
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sexual independent

An aontonamus way of stimulating yourself sexually
I dont need to have sex with anyone beacause i am a sexual independent.
by monkeyanimalss January 31, 2016
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