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Seed Throat

Seed Throat is the after effects of taking a load into your mouth and either gargling and/or swallowing it.

The cause is a residual ammount of baby batter remaining on the back of the throat, causing the recipent to try to clear it in the same manner as a chunk of phlegm.

May seem to others as though you may have a sore throat or excess phlegm build-up.
"Hey Amy, sounds like you have a nasty cold coming on..."

"nah, nothing like that, just throated a load in the stationary room and its given me mad seed throat"
by NRE808 November 9, 2018
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Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.
"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"
by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016
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Beat seed

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.
by Zonal K October 17, 2019
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seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
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Seed Chaser

To drink your partners cum after taking a shot of hard liquor
"Last night, my girlfriend took a seed chaser"
by SeedChaser May 2, 2022
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Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.
The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.
by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023
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nasal seed

last night she let me give her a nasal seed
by cummy December 17, 2019
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