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Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.
I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.
by Kera Ott October 5, 2023
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Scandalmonger

Prior to us talking, you said you haven't thought about me in years
But all the words on SM are all smeared
Dude you need to get help man
Before you end up like Stan
You spread fake shit on SM about me
That shit didn't bother me
The shit I said to you must of got to you
Otherwise you wouldn't feel so blue

you manipulate my kids and others
Where did you learn that, from your mother
You are two-faced, pretending to be friends

When is it gonna end
Half the shit you say don't make sence

Please use some common sence
You call me a child
That's ok, i been like this for awhile
I will kick your ass

And after that you would call the cops on my ass
You like to frame people

Cause you're just fuckin evil
Dude you're obsessed

It's like you're possessed

You're a narcissist
That's why you're pissed
You have others helping you
Now they are skewed too
I'm doing this to teach you a lesson

But looks like you keep on pressing
Just move on
no amount of therapy will make you be gone

I'm sick of talking to you so I'm just gonna say
Fuck you and have a nice day
Who is that Scandalmonger?

You will find out!
by STFU_1 January 8, 2024
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Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.
Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."
by gussandst November 17, 2023
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Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.
Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.
by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024
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scandalizm

When one is in the process being shocking or being involved in a scandal
“Hey, did you hear Jenny’s showing her ankles?!”

“That’s scandalizm!”
by Miltonthe3rd February 18, 2024
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Scandalous trick

First part: Scandalous (skændələs ) adjective usually ADJECTIVE noun Scandalous behavior or activity is considered immoral and shocking. in accordance to Oxford languages.

Second part: Trick: (trik) noun
a cunning or skillful act or scheme intended to deceive or outwit someone.
1.) Yo dat bitch is a scandalous trick. She used me to get a ride to go get some weed and then she pinched the bag.

2.) need to watch out wit scandalous tricks dat try to get dat money and out yo’ pocket.
by TRUGGSLOVE February 28, 2024
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scandrett

A hard second name a name, which put fear in any room when someone with with this name walk in . It is also a fight in the original gypsy fighters/boxers.
Look, there is…Scandrett
by Unknown 142 March 2, 2024
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