1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.
To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.
" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a bangingshat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."