Poem

*A thing that teens use to vent. Written by unusually gifted people, nerds, goths, emos (although their poetry most always sucks), and of course, those poor, pathetic souls that think they have absolutely nothing to live for.

*Written in the form of whatever you feel like

How can I give an example of a poem? Okay...I'll try. Ahem.

I like poems.
They rule.
This poem sux ass.
But I'm really cool!

tee hee hee!

smooooochezz!
<3

by Southern Belle: git r dun! June 23, 2006

poeming

writing a poem; being poetic

i am poeming by writing a poem

by nick and kayleigh September 29, 2005

premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).

He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.

by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009

Premapunch

A punch that you feel all day.

Jack complained about the premapunch on his arm.

by Premapunch November 9, 2009

poem

A series of rhyming verses compiled most often by young men who desperatly want to get sex.

Hey man, it worked, i wrote a gay ass poem and she fucked me!

by Aaron_H May 24, 2007

Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Preemptive Text

n. A text sent to a friend whom you are about to visit, alerting them prior to your arrival.

Phil - "Hey guys, we're about to go to Joe's house."
Zeek - "Does Joe know this, or are we just going to show up?"
Phil - "Yeah he knows. I sent him a preemptive text."

Jason - "Wanna' go to Steve's?"
Ralph - "Sure, but let him know or he won't answer the door."
Jason - "One preemptive text, coming up!"

by Stickboy142 August 16, 2011