Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
by Havana192 November 22, 2009

Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.
by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.
by Billy Dick September 16, 2007

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
by syny567 March 7, 2009

When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡
by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017
