An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.
Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.
Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.
Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.
Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
by Eolerich April 01, 2018
boom.
by Infrared1011 May 31, 2021
by Old Diamond February 15, 2022
OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!
by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018
by PineappleCult September 30, 2022
In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
by Optimus0608 January 12, 2022