Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Blossom mug."Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
by j0113y July 31, 2011
Get the Chocolate Peanut Bush mug.When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).
Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.
Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.
by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017
Get the Peanut butter salad mug.When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022
Get the peanut butter and joe mug.When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
by C_W November 2, 2007
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Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks
Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks
Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008
Get the Peanut butter soldier mug.The act of spreading peanut butter across one's genitals so that a dog may lick it off and simultaneously create sensation and arousal.
My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.
by Bootsy McCollins June 29, 2010
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