"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
by j0113y July 31, 2011
Get the Chocolate Peanut Bushmug. When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee July 13, 2022
Get the peanut butter and joemug. The effluent mixture on your cock after fucking a girl in the ass who has the dirty pirate booty hole.
Jerry got the peanut butter flutter after fucking Misty in the ass. I told him that bitch had dirty pirate booty hole...
by Piratesbooty July 23, 2016
Get the Peanut butter fluttermug. This is when ones house or room or apartment is filled entirely with Packing Peanuts. Very Good for Hibernation in Cold Countries like Canada. This message is approved by Shaqib Khan
by Sqb1990 November 11, 2019
Get the Packing Peanut Housemug. When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
by C_W November 2, 2007
Get the Peanut Butter Wondermug. YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?
Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks
Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks
Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008
Get the Peanut butter soldier mug. To rub a woman's clitoris with copious amounts of salvia, employing the index finger in small circular motion to elicit ejaculation.
by Dr Love Monster July 11, 2006
Get the polish her peanutmug.