i have a ball
i break it
i put the broken pieces back together
there are now two distinct balls
how the fuck
i break it
i put the broken pieces back together
there are now two distinct balls
how the fuck
the banach-tarski paradox is theoretical
by iiodx July 4, 2025
Get the banach-tarski paradoxmug. by cshenriksen May 11, 2020
Get the the axel paradoxmug. That joke wasn’t funny.
Did you get the joke
Yes I did
Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny
That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.
Did you get the joke
Yes I did
Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny
That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.
by Ctand December 8, 2023
Get the cameron paradoxmug. Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.
Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
by Ktululu May 26, 2023
Get the 9ahba paradoxmug. When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
Get the The Janet Paradoxmug. "The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination
Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?
Person 1: How does that make sense?
Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?
Person 1: How does that make sense?
Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
Get the The Yasuké Paradoxmug. A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
Get the bedtime paradoxmug.