The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
by BobDylan March 13, 2021

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.
by hoemaker March 2, 2024

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.
If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.
If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.
Either way, you lose.
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.
If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.
If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.
Either way, you lose.
Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”
by The long nose September 12, 2025

The Che Guevara Paradox is a phenomenon in which corporations (as well as individual's) claim to support the same ideologies of Che Guevara but in reality practice ideologies that are the opposite.
Person 1: it's always funny to see becky wear a Che Guevara Shirt dispite the fact that her family owns a diamond mine in africa.
Person 2: The Che Guevara Paradox continues...
Person 2: The Che Guevara Paradox continues...
by Dr. asdf September 2, 2025

When a woman says that Lizzo is gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful. However, she gets highly offended whenever she is told that she looks like Lizzo.
Person 1: What do you think of Lizzo?
Woman: She is so beautiful!
Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.
Woman: Ewww! How dare you!
(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
Woman: She is so beautiful!
Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.
Woman: Ewww! How dare you!
(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
by Oblong Schlong January 16, 2024
