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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.
Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."
by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
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Woke

Common trait among redditors, basically you're a somethingphobic somethingism bigot if you don't agree their shitty opinions
Woke people are annoying as heck, and they unironically think they could change the future.
by Lixie_ March 7, 2023
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Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture
"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"
by Charwunsee January 23, 2023
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Woke

While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?

Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.

Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?

Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.

Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
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Woke

A word used by uneducated to describe things they are afraid of eg: Women’s rights, Trans people, how attracted they are to trans people, the educated.
The woke left
by Ronald J.A. Drump October 6, 2025
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