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National Get Head Day

April 27, National get head day might be the best day of the year. Get your girl friend, friend, fellow gang member, or even someone you have a thing with to give you head.
Boy: Hey it’s national head day
Girl: Oh ok

(Girl gets on knees and proceeds to give head)

(Girl finishes)

Boy: Wow thanks! Have a wonder National Get Head Day

Girl: Ya you too
by Brobeans9696 May 29, 2018
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National wedgie day

On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”
by October 3rd lol September 8, 2019
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National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate
by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019
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National wear black day

On December 5th is when you wear all black.
Hey did you know it’s national wear black day?
by Karmasabish November 12, 2019
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National cat boy day

A national holiday that is celebrated on August 21. It is to celebrate Cat Boys
« When is National cat boy day again? I love cat boys "

"august 21"
by aaa240xp May 19, 2020
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national R@PE day

a fucking disgusting day where a group of 50 year old,lonely ass,men decided to make a day, that's meant to be a trauma.
random: hey, have you heard of national R@PE day?
you: yea, it's fucking disgusting!!
by darlling<3 April 5, 2022
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The National

An indie-rock band from Brooklyn. They have been on David Letterman and have several albums, including The National, Alligator, and Boxer. Their main members are Matt Berninger, Aaron Dessner, Bryce Dessner, Bryan Devendorf, and Scott Devendorf.
The National, Boxer, Alligator, Fake Empire, Mistaken for Strangers, Karen, Looking for Astronauts, Daughters of the Soho Riots, Apartment Story, Brainy, Green Gloves, Slow Show.
by Z ed March 15, 2009
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