ballsack mullet

the long scraggly pubic hair on the back of your nuts that you miss while shaving your scrotum. thus creating the look of a mullet cascading off your ballsack.

"Yo bro I was examining my balls after shaving and I noticed that I totally have a ballsack mullet!"

"Shave that shit now!"- Bro

ballsack mullet by Bojmir August 21, 2012

dyke mullet 

mullet on a chick.
aka scene hair.

woman 1: dude. what did you do to you're hair?
woman 2: i got layers && entensions so my hair is the sex.
woman 1: no. you have a fucking dyke mullet. and it looks like shit.

dyke mullet by Alx Nichole January 11, 2009

Mommy mullet 

a diked out loser who steals your man

have fun with mommy mullet! LOL!

Mommy mullet by mommy mullet February 15, 2010

moot mullet

The term given to a filthy, saggy, overgrown, pungent smelling, disease ridden vagina of and indigenous Australian women (a.k.a. A Gin) inclusive of the pubic hair.

"Hey you lubby white 'sing wanna moonyea my moot mullet? But you gotta scratch and sniff first."

moot mullet by Nifty the 2nd July 19, 2014

woman with a mullet

Funny

That woman with a mullet is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen

woman with a mullet by UISjackolope January 29, 2003

backwards mullet

a haircut sported by mostly scene loser kids. short in the back (sometimes spiked), long in the front(always in eyes, pin straight). usually black. sometimes with red/blonde/white streaks.

shit dude all i could see at that from first to last show was a sea of backwards mullets!

backwards mullet by julizzle fo rizzle December 14, 2004

the cheese mullet 

while reciveing head from a partner of either gender, and the reciever places 2 bowls of cheese doddles on either side of the givers head. This way they can enjoy the pleasure of cheese doodles and head at the same time. When they are finished, the reciever wipes the excess cheese dust into their partners mullet.

"hey Drew - whats all that cheese dust doing in your hair?"
"oh, ur mom just gave me a cheese mullet!"

the cheese mullet by RWH compatable November 20, 2004