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tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds
Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)
by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014
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Chong machine

Chong machine is a word for a vape more specifically a juul from which you chuong most commonly in history toilets due to the ventilation it can also be referred to as a Noel or tool depending on who is speaking
He come with me to the toilets I’ve got a chong machine

Ye trust Ethan me too
by Memelad March 13, 2019
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Bonk Machine

Oi bud, that's nae a bonk machine, that's a fence.
by Alfred Rosenburg May 12, 2021
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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
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sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.
''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''
by KERMYT May 5, 2016
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machine cuisine

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.
by Neil Alien August 10, 2009
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Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs
Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos
by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 29, 2022
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