Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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Skin Joint

Went to the skin joint with my boys last night and saw a lady smash a beer can with her hooters.
by Pleaumonster February 16, 2025
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what the joint

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.
what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?
by brandon Zito April 15, 2008
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Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.
Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.
by ZaitoUTAU September 04, 2019
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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 05, 2020
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Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 21, 2017
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joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke
yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody
by rattimeaf July 21, 2021
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