jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016

jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.

My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay

by And You Know That June 10, 2016

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 22, 2021

Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021

Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021

Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021