Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
by reado July 23, 2008
Get the Cowboy Davemug. Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.
by Poliotastic March 30, 2010
Get the Bipolar Cowboymug. Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.
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