Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 31, 2023

ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

Sun Ken Rock

A badass manga written by Boichi with great art, characters, sense of humor and a ton of ecchi.

A: Have you read Sun Ken Rock
B: Yes, it's great

by Legosi GygaChad34 June 18, 2022

Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 11, 2023

You just got kenned

A better saying for getting punked

You just got kenned.

by Wools August 18, 2022

Ken Ribskin

Ken Ribskin is a persons of exceptional holiness of life, formally recognized as such by the Yistian Mingle, especially by canonization. a person of great holiness, virtue, or benevolence. a founder, sponsor, or patron, as of a movement or organization.

A charismatic, persuasive, and convincing person who can attract and influence followers? Oh you mean Ken Ribskin?

by yistianmingle August 05, 2024

Ken Umemura-Smith

The second slowest and most stuck up pErson alive

Ken Umemura-Smith: The slowest human alive

by Kens owner February 28, 2025