male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

pickled homosexual

a salty, sour, bitter, unhappy, jaded homosexual

A homosexuals that hates on other's success are "pickled homosexuals".

by Nando92028 August 13, 2019

Homosexual

What Owen pretends not to be

"Owen you're so homosexual,"
"No,"

by Keep Yourself Safe<3 October 18, 2023

Malaysian Homosexual

A confused individual who is fat, yellow, ugly and dresses in Ecko Jeans and Kiss T-shirts; while criticizing others for dressing properly. Listens to rap while criticizing others for listening to bluegrass and ambient music. No sense of style or music, and spends all his time on the world wide web; and has ZERO ATTENTION SPAN. Behaves like a high school kid and dresses like one too. HABITUALLY CREATES GOSSIP ABOUT HIS ENEMIES AND MAKES FAKE DEFINITIONS FOR HIS ENEMIES NAMES on urban dicitonary. For the record, the guy calls his father Rudolph - very disrespectful. And Frandly was the former first name of Joseph Frandly Cornet, he just changed his first name in the 1990s.

Jimmy: Hey Tyrone! You know that Malaysian Homosexual creating fake definitions for people on Urban Dictionary?

Asher: Yeah! We're going to beat the shit out of him.

by Mirna the Whore January 6, 2024

Homosexual

Me, Seven, I am a homosexual.

“I am a homosexual. I like the same sex.”

by kiwifruit7717 February 28, 2022

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Homosexuality

The attraction to the same gender.

He stated he was homosexual and came out of the closet. Homosexuality is the sexual attraction to the same gender

by sdljnv; July 13, 2023