Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously

Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.

by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025

a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

by firerose222 December 28, 2025

hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."

by maskofsanity June 2, 2024

Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.

Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.

by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024

Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

by AnB34 July 25, 2024

Hamster Overdrive

Electrocuting a hamster while it is inserted up your vagina.

I love to initiate hamster overdrive during the weekends!

by squinto August 10, 2024

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025