by twatolia February 18, 2008

by Branden April 13, 2005

by soliu Fried May 14, 2009

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.
by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

to go home
Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"
Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
by speeeeze January 26, 2011

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
by vas deference November 11, 2013
