Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.
"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
by MeO'MyOh! August 14, 2022
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Frat Gentleman

A queer or lesbian identifying woman (often in a backward cap) who exhibits "hey mamas" qualities but is a "golden retriever" at heart. Typically they come off as intimidating and douchey, but don't let that fool you, for she is a true gentleman.
I got this jacket from a frat gentleman last night at the club; she gave it to me because I was cold and told me to keep it.
by wrizzyfoshizzy January 08, 2023
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Gentleman's wash

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.
by tykki December 30, 2022
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Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.
"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"
by AiryGoats March 28, 2024
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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
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Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.
I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.
by the t3 March 01, 2025
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gentleman spy

The ultimate spy and gentleman. Mysterious, dashing, suave, deadly, and debonair. Women want him and men want to be him. He's like James Bond, but he rocks a sick f***in beard!

Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky

Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238

See also El Hage
"The ultimate gentleman spy is James Bond!"

"Really? Have you met El Hage?"
by Spartan87 December 21, 2016
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