Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?

by The River Walker February 16, 2021

Fuck boy

A lame ass bitch with a tiny dick who masturbates to anime and fantasizes about touching little boys

Ryan Allen Baer should never, under any circumstances be allowed around children. He's a straight up fuck boy, bro.. If you see him, beat him bitch ass to death..

by Flickydoo September 21, 2016

fuck boi

In gaming, a Fuck boi is a suck up little bitch who has his head so far up your leader's ass that you swear the next time that leader opens his/her mouth, Fuck boi's face is going to snap out like the second jaws of that fucking monster in Aliens.

Stop trying to insinuate yourself into every aspect of our guild, fuck boi! You've only been a member for three months.

by Onimod November 9, 2015

Fuck boy

A boy that couldn't care less about you or any other girl he's with

St. Albans guys are such fuck boys

by Never_again28 April 19, 2018

Fuck boy

A fine-ass man/boy you only want to have sex with. Basically, just a piece of meat. I.e. "RiCkY NeLsOn wUz a FUCK BOiiii." A man who only makes u think about SAXxxxXXx. A man who forgets girls names when is done w them.

fuck boiiii FUCK BOY
FUCK BOY: who did you say you w were, Ms.?"

by Benton4000 March 31, 2016

Fuck boy

Ben Joel Manson. Usually has messy blond hair and is very slim. Is obsessed with girls and can be very flirtatious and can be a liar. He can also be very annoying.
He's the complete definition of fuck boy.

Oh did you see Ben Manson over there with that girl and her hair tie, he's such a fuck boy.

by Anon 01 October 28, 2015

fuck boy

fuck boy is is a guy cares only about sex . he take forever to text you back . he doesn't let you talk to other boy but he can screw as many girls as he want's he always cancels on you at laft he last minute and gets mad when you can't do what he wants

marissa: davion gest texted me he wants to hang out

bella: NO he is a fuck boy

by princess_grossrich December 12, 2016