fatty pig

the act of giving a Cleavland Steamer to male partner with fatty moobs

That guy was being a douchebag. So I gave him the good old fatty pig

by andrew100001 January 3, 2009

fatty butt

a cigarette that is over halfway gone, but still enough left to get at least 5 hits.

"Is that a fatty butt in the ashtray? shit let me gaffle that!"

by Jrocket420 November 14, 2009

FAFTAF

Adjective - Fit As Fuck Thick As Fuck. Describes someone who is extremely sexy and good looking but without a brain cell. (I thought of it whilst watching Victoria's Secret Angels Catwalk Show on TV).

1. She is FAFTAF
2. He is FAFTAT
3. They are FAFTAF

by NuckingFuts December 29, 2013

Fatty Puff Puff

A person - usually called Sam or Kathryn - who is (or is getting) a bit porky. Generally a temporary state between episodes of svelte fitness and tone.

1) Kathryn: *shows old photo of self* Sam: “Wow…!! Weren’t you a Fatty Puff Puff??!!?”

2) Kathryn: “Sam, you’re a sexy goddess, even if you are a Fatty Puff Puff "

3) Both: Are you sure you want full fat coke? Gotta watch the Fatty Puff Puff.

Then they eat sweets and talk about cavemen and horses.

by smallbutmighty February 1, 2017

un faty

Someone who is fat or chubby and sometimes tall

Bob: "Bryce why are you such an un faty?!"

by LoloLTastic December 5, 2011

Fatty Boombalatti

The name you use for someone who is fat.

Hey dude...did you see Chris...he's fatty boombalatti this year...

by the queen 69 May 8, 2008

Fatty Fatty 2X4

An obese female thief who frequents dive bars and often wears NASCAR or domestic beer attire. She also has been known to wear sunglasses at night.

"Son do yourself a favor and don't leave your money on the table. That Fatty Fatty 2X4 is liable to take it."

by Colombian Necktie October 10, 2008