an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god
by your mala habbibe March 3, 2021
Get the evan sinclairmug. A giant ogre who makes fun of people for the lols but nobody laughs or thinks he’s funny also thinks everyone loves him aka George Walters
by Alisha burton October 24, 2017
Get the Bailey Evansmug. A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021
Get the Evan Nicholsmug. The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
Get the Evan Petersmug. A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019
Get the Evan Cantormug. by shittierevan May 3, 2019
Get the shitty evanmug. Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019
Get the Evan Callhammug.