Ethan

the guy with the 8 inch dong, he is an absolute player.

Ethan

by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020

Ethan

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."

"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"

by e_than_301 June 10, 2020

Ethan

A gay boy who has nothing better to do in his life and will always be a disappointment to his family.

OMG! Did you see that Ethan

by 198235512355Jakos June 16, 2020

Ethan

Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.

Look at dat boi, Ethan go SKRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da haters.

by Emaster304 November 6, 2020

Ethan

You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.

Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.

by Aye.itz.your.girl May 13, 2017

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017