Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

by Pillowman February 14, 2016

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Dragon Dick

When you set your dick on fire and stick it in her ass

mike walked up to Tracey and asked "you wanna try some dragon dick"

by Nummy1132 October 30, 2018

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release the dragon

to remove the penis from ones pants in preparation for sex, oral sex, masturbation etc

I rubbed my cock through my pants,while she rubbed her clit. Finally she said, "release the dragon!"

by pstephenw September 14, 2005

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Dragons Nostril

When the remains of the drink and curry from last night totally demolish your hoop. Toilet paper combusts on contact. When the liquid becomes so vicious it can only be described to be as hot as a dragons nostril.
Could also explain anything of an overly heated disposition.

When i had a shite this morning it was like shaking an eel out of a welly. That curry last night came back with avengance me fuckin arse was like a dragons nostril. It took the fuckin enamel clean off me toilet.

by Rory C January 28, 2009

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dragon stab

The act of diving of a ledge and penetrating your partner's anus. Very often, this technique is done while parachuting for added intensity.

Jake: Dude, I was so horny last night that I dragon stabbed my girl friend...

Jim: Nice dude, was she like totally stoked?

Jake: Nahh brah, I missed and ended up snapping by shaft...

Jim: Dude...

by TheDarkMaster February 03, 2011

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