by toast7 June 10, 2010
Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
by CC crew...holla at us December 18, 2004
The fat tyrant that controlled the young emperor. The allied forces defeated him even though he had hired Lu Bu.
by Yukira Tsurama July 03, 2003
sexual activity involving three dudes. no more. no less. 3 dudes - all must engage in sexual activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a trois'. otherwise see 'gangbang - dong' or 'gang bang - dong'.
Andrew and Braden said it was fun having a 'menage a dong' with Bill; however, since Andrew and Braden didn't mess around, Bill was really 'gang banged - dong'.
by SIK-ENG August 30, 2011
A game homosexuals play, themed after it's heterosexual cousin "thumb wrestling". Donkey Dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two participants' aggregate penis lengths, minus 4" inches. Players start by having erect two penises next to each other, with 2" of overlap.
Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".
Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.
Once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents penis to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. Once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the title of "Donkey Dong".
Pulling the penis toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. Losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. Players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the competition.
vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, Eddie, and won every match. He is the best Donkey Dong player in the land!
by vvpimp69vv August 26, 2011
by James Dumont October 29, 2006