Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.

Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!

by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020

craig wilson

A dick who loves cock <3

Craig Wilson loves cock!

by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014

Craig

God

Man number 1Have you heard about god

Man number 2 you mean Craig

by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.

Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch

by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021

Craig

The one and only most caring person you'll ever meat!

I realy like 'CRAIG', he's the one that you'll always never forget.

by CRAIG Cobb'7777 September 12, 2021

Craig Jeremy

A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,

I wish my boys were like Craig Jeremy

by anonymous December 20, 2024