The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster
Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!
Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!
Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!
Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!
Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
by cookielovers June 04, 2009
by BillForPresident March 28, 2016
Pedro: What you doing tonight??
Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??
Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?
Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.
Pedro: thanks duder.
Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??
Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?
Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.
Pedro: thanks duder.
by versilius January 14, 2009
Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.
Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!
by Molly McButter May 24, 2010
when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.
"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat
by Kitzle VonBugaloo September 15, 2010
1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.
Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"
by wild chewbacca August 23, 2011
After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.
She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.
She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.
by paddle me October 15, 2009