confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confukled

Another way of saying confused, that Hayley came up with

I am so confukled

by Confukled April 28, 2011

confucked

confused as fuck

i'm so confucked of what just happened. confucked

by Mister Payne May 10, 2011

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012

confucked

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.

Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.

by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014

confucked

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.

Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.

by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014