Assholetov cocktail

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm

what you gon do to me?
Imma make an assholetov cocktail
ooo sounds tasty
just you wait, babe

by earrapist February 4, 2019

Slut Cocktail

For a slut cocktail you will need

- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)

Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw

I felt kinky and thirsty, so we made a slut cocktail

by Whore in Sherpa clothing July 25, 2012

cocktail attire

Whatever the hell you want to wear. Nobody knows what this means.

The RSVP said cocktail attire was required, so I wore whatever the fuck I wanted.

by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024

Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.

Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.

by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025

nut cocktail

jizz in a glass

He gave her a nut cocktail. cum

by ghiaman January 31, 2014

walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.

Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.

by JJendymion May 11, 2014

Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.

"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."

by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017