The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.
by littlewoz May 4, 2015
Get the Chip Envymug. by elude ? April 21, 2018
Get the lemon chipsmug. When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
Get the Chip Twinmug. by JoBonBon July 31, 2017
Get the lid chippedmug. After purchasing and eating fast food, there are without fail chips/fries that have fallen out of their packet and into the bag, where they sit cold and alone until you have finished your takeaway.
These chips at the bottom of the paper bag that are left and only found at the very end of your meal are known as bonus chips.
These chips at the bottom of the paper bag that are left and only found at the very end of your meal are known as bonus chips.
by Lonely Cowboy May 17, 2012
Get the Bonus Chipsmug. Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
by The.Sniper July 1, 2018
Get the chip breakingmug. by bones54 July 25, 2019
Get the Bitch Chipsmug.