Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.
by Shaymer December 26, 2017
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Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.
I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.
by littlewoz May 03, 2015
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chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.
I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.
by Sonicoed June 10, 2017
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Chip crave

When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.
"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!
by Iced Russian August 20, 2011
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Bonus Chips

After purchasing and eating fast food, there are without fail chips/fries that have fallen out of their packet and into the bag, where they sit cold and alone until you have finished your takeaway.

These chips at the bottom of the paper bag that are left and only found at the very end of your meal are known as bonus chips.
"Result, I've still got bonus chips!"
by Lonely Cowboy February 27, 2012
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Chip and Putt

Gay shit Dylan would do
I heard Dylan might be interested in some Chip and Putt later if you're down.
by TheFratHouse April 14, 2018
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chip wilson

Chip is an absolute legend!
He is the man who invented the yoga pants. And for this, all of mankind is forever grateful.
by Average American July 16, 2022
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