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Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.
*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
by Unquestionably Burdensome February 15, 2024
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grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
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Capital Kid

A Capital Kid is a person who grew up in a positive family unit, parents still together and typically middle or upper class.
Their dress and listen to mainstreme music and clothing labels.
Typically attending private schools playing mainstreme sports.
There seems to be a lot of Capital Kids at underground hip hop and metal shows these days!
by CarterD November 7, 2017
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Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.
sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!
by Ace of Fours July 23, 2022
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Capitalism

The most disgusting, revolting, sickening, repulsive, repellent piece of shit.

An ideology where the rich get richer and the poor remain poor, inherently exploitative, alienating, unstable, unsustainable, and creates massive economic inequality, commodifies people, and is anti-democratic and leads to an erosion of human rights and national sovereignty while it incentivises imperialist expansion and war, and that it benefits a small minority at the expense of the majority of the population, which is no different than slavery.
by Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong August 3, 2023
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Capitalism

Ethan, (a.k.a. Turtle) is the founder/creator of capitalism.
Turtle Industries is based around capitalism and Ethans hunger for power.
by astrology major February 27, 2022
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BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 2

A board game that is played with a dice.
THE NAME OF THE GAME PIECES
BJ SANG ROSE'S CRIME BOSS g.cap 😎. player 2 starts off with g.cap and if he or she lose then he or she will have to play with the crime boss. Player 1 can choose BJ sang and rose's but if all 3 lose game over and Player 2 wins samething with player 1 if player 1 beat g.cap and the crime boss then player 1 wins. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 2. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022
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