Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

airborn beef specialist

A professional burger-flipper.

Antwan failed his fifth GED exam, making him highly qualified as an Airborn Beef Specialist

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

queef beef

Very similar in definition to dangle beef with the caveat that these oversized beat up beef jerky looking pussy lips actually flap in the wind when a woman queefs

Last night LaFawnda had her queef beef flappin' after I got done poundin' that shit.

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018

jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch

"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"

by the dina March 6, 2009

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 9, 2012

roast beef

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.

by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009