Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

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Dome Blasted

1.the act of forcefully taking hold of a partner's dome (skull) whilst vigorously thrusting your cock into any and all facial orifices until ejaculation has commenced.
2.a variation of skull fuck

"I walked into my house after four years of deployment only to see my wife being dome blasted by my brother-in-law."

by Wendy's Baconator May 20, 2020

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When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

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doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

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Knuckle Blasting

Getting a tattoo of letters on each finger (generally excluding the thumbs) in order to spell a word or words about eight characters in length. The tattoo goes between two knuckles per finger on the outside of the hand.

"I had a little knuckle blasting session last weekend at the tattoo shop. It says 'hold fast' because I'm a sailor."

by Symmetria May 22, 2014

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