southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
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Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.
“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”
by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018
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flipping a biscuit

Breaking a window beacause your marching band students are not paying attention.
Y'all best stop messin around, or I'm gonna be flipping a biscuit
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Cum Biscuit

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge
Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!
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Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.
Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.
by Hugh Jass Baughls February 08, 2021
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Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020
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